I love this baby. Hes so baddass, he’ll shoot your mom dead… After he’s had his drink! I mean, seriously, dont screw with him. I heard he was the one who knocked over humpty! Then had his cronies put humpty together, for a -scratches neck- little fee, ya know? And if ya cant pay… Tony, get ova here
I want to go out in my space suit with my buddy luis and organize these suckers! Maybe toss one in fire or poison! Kill a bulborb or two! Ya know?
Thus has been myf fvorite joke since forever. Really, i tell it all my social gatherings. By that i mean doll tea parties. By that mean sitting in a corner with a china doll and a knife. :D china doll tells such good jokes….. Heehehehahahahah!!!! -giggle-
Globdam it, where was this when i needed it!? Hell, send it back in time, fix the egyptians eleven toe problem right there! Salad! Everythings is weasle because toe jams smell fruity explosives.
I… I must say, i aprove. You go weegee! And go peach for gettin’ some green! Wow i sound like a jerk, but hey, that mustache looks pretty damn sexy to me too! Wonder if we could put one on peach…
Clusterf*ck. Just saying. A huge f*ck load of clusters. So many clusters f*cking up at little bigrock. I personaly cant belive safari’s not in on that, and that safari’s not something… Junglier. Like a parakeet. Or a gorrila. Or a fern. Definantly a fern. Probably plastic. Its actually my favorite, compared to the others. What the f*ck is opera? IE does suck, like hunting an elephant barehanded over the telephone. Firefox is ok. Chrome is like hunting a tied down bunny at pointblank range with a bazooka.
It may just be my former emo habits broiling up… Or maybe its more like flambaying… But id tap that. Id tap that like a telegraph in a bathtub next to a iphone with one app, the taptap app. Because there is no app that id tap that would make my happier that the taptap app…ier? Lost my groove! I dropped that veggie! But hey, i picked up the celery when i dropped the beat! Anywhat, i think think it is important to remember that she has feelings too. RAW BURNING SATANIC FEEEELLLIINNGGSSS! And bitch, dont you forget it! (btw, never fight with a emo on her period. Trust me, it aint pretty. Its not particularly ugly, but ill just say that its a serious clean up. Blood either from your ears or from her wrists! Or her vag. But i digress.)
Ya. Thats right. Flying dolphins. Nothing is as bad ass, or as good burro as this! Hell, i might consider it a great small donkey! Btw, did you ever consider how burro means donkey, and ito means small? So what does it make a PETA member when they eat a vegitarian burrito! Their still eating something that looks like a penis! Just saying… Im just… Sayian (ka may ya may haaaaaa). Also, its a hitchhikers guide refrence. Just so’s ya know.
Hello! This is the first post! Congradulations and welcome. No, please dont come well. We prefer our patients either sick, or medium rare. Anywhat, i plan to be as random and surreal as you have ordered, (not that anytwo have watched me yet…) and i will be cooked well done. I hold in my possesion many a pleanty of funny photos and surreal comments. Just you wait… Ill show them. En-goui!!!
